That horrified scream you heard when our ace gave up his third home run of the inning last night? Yeah, that was me.
Boston Red Sox
OK, so this happened:
And, yes, that’s totally freakin’ awesome … but I (not to mention the Red Sox themselves) would have enjoyed the celebration a hell of a lot more if our All-Star closer hadn’t kicked off the party by coughing up a walk-off grand slam.
(His champagne-spraying skills leave a little to be desired, but this was all his idea, so I give him an “A” for effort and enthusiasm.)