I bet David Price is a great guy. In fact, I bet if I was sitting at the counter in a pizza joint having a slice, and he sat down nearby, and I asked him if he could please pass me the grated cheese, he’d be all, “Yeah, man, no problem. Here, have some grated cheese. And, hey, how ’bout some red-pepper flakes, too?” And I’d be like, “No, thanks” — because I’m a big wimp when it comes to hot, spicy foods — but, also, I’d be like, “but thanks for asking … and, hey, aren’t you Red Sox starter David Price? Wow, you seem like a great guy!”
Archives for October 2018
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It doesn’t get any better than Red Sox vs. Yankees in the postseason, am I right? No, it sure doesn’t … if the Sox win, that is. If they lose? Well, if they lose, it doesn’t get any worse.