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Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

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2009 Postseason Papelblown

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Jonathan Papelbon melted down in Game 3 of the 2009 ALDS.

“I can see clearly now,” says tonight’s home-plate umpire

Friday, October 9th, 2009

CB Bucknor gets some much-needed eyewear.

Anticlimactic

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Red Sox back into playoffs

2007 flashback

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

It occurs to me that I never posted these; SoxNation.net featured on WBZ during the 2007 postseason:

I’m feeling the itch to resurrect this site for the postseason. We shall see…

Dear MLB players and officials:

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

F**K the WBC, OK? Players are now forbidden from participating unless the WBC organizers take their heads out of their collective ass and schedule it for late October in some warm-weather locale.

Pedroia injured in mid-March … Jesus Christ.

Sox Nation has spoken. Make it so.

Everybody Hurts

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Red Sox Nation is in pain after 2008 ALCS Game 7 loss to Tampa Bay Rays

(Original image here.)

Sox Bring the Thunder

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Crisp, Drew & Ortiz bring the Thunder

(Original image here.)

Dead Men Pitching

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Tim Wakefield and the bullpen coughed it up

Glitch in the System

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Agent Smith takes down Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester

Broken Beckett

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Josh Beckett’s arm is out of order

Dice Ices Rays

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Daisuke “Dice-K” Matsuzaka

Heavenly win

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

God is a Red Sox fan. Just ask the Angels.

(Oh, and not that it even matters anymore, but just for the record: these guys started their vacation even earlier this year.)

P.S.: We’re all in agreement that Tito (who I rarely second guess; the guy’s record kinda speaks for itself) pretty much screwed the pooch by not trotting Lester back out in the 8th, right? I spent three innings listening to the announcers marvel at how he was getting stronger with each passing inning, and suddenly Justin Masterson is out there hucking balls over Varitek’s head and coughing up the lead.

If nothing else, Tito should have at least had Lester go out to the mound to start the 8th and then pulled him once the inning started so that Lester could get some love from the crowd on his way back to the dugout.

Thoughts?

Slip slidin’ away

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Jacoby Ellsbury ruined a great steal by overshooting 2nd base

One-two punch

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

The Angels hate the Red Sox’s outfield

(*See, there’s a baseball movie titled “Angels in the Outfield.” Yeah, I know, I know: if you have to explain a joke, it probably isn’t funny. Sorry. Best I could come up with; I’m kinda tired from staying up all night twice in three days to watch baseball.)

The Red Pill

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Red Sox Reloaded

Joker’s Wild (about the Sox)

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

The Joker is wild about the Red Sox

OK, I’m back, people.

(Original image HERE.)

Sux Nation

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

4 Right Field Roof Deck tickets for the Red Sox

So, remember back in March when I said that I had successfully purchased four Right Field Roof Deck tickets for the Sept. 26 game against the Yankees? Seemed like quite a coup at the time. Hell, I figured there was even a chance that it could end up being the deciding game for the division title.

Fast forward to last night. Bad enough that the Yankees really do suck this year, but the weather … well, let us quote the Boston Globe’s Amalie Benjamin in an Extra Bases post published yesterday at 3:09 p.m.:

“We still haven’t heard anything about whether this game will be played, but it’s looking mighty grim around Fenway Park. It’s pouring, and the tarp remains on the field. The entire outfield is soggy or, as colleague Adam Kilgore just said, ‘It looks like a moat in front of the Green Monster.’

“That can’t be good for anyone’s health.

“So I wouldn’t make any long drives down to Fenway tonight, but there are also no promises yet that they won’t try to get this game in.”

In a subsequent post published at 7:07 p.m., Kilgore said:

“If they get in five innings tonight, I will eat my media guide. The tarp is being taken off the field, but it is a truly miserable night for baseball.”

So imagine my dismay, disappointment and disgust when the Sox and MLB decide to ass-ram this game through despite all reason, decency and common sense.

Kilgore further summed things up at 8:36 p.m.:

“When everyone bought those last-weekend-of-the-season Yankees-Red Sox tickets back in February, they probably were not hoping for Alfredo Aceves vs. David Pauley in the rain. But that is exactly what they are getting. First pitch was at 8:36.”

Four hours, 16 minutes and a second rain delay later, this sham of a game ended with the Red Sox taking a dive 19-8.

We felt pretty certain the game would be postponed till Sunday … and, regardless, we weren’t about to go stand around in the rain at Fenway all night while they delayed, stopped and restarted this game into the wee hours of the morn.

Who woulda thunk that the game we looked forward to and talked about non-stop for six months would end up turning into a bad memory of a missed game and a $500 Red Sox tab that we ate?

Oh, and speaking of eating, here’s what Kilgore signed off with at 12:52 a.m.:

“My media guide has been devoured. Sprinkled on a little tarragon and grilled it over wood planks. Not bad.”

Lights out in the Bronx

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Say “Goodbye” to The House That Ruth Built, which saw its final truly exciting playoff moment take place in 2004.

(Already posted at Boston Dirt Dogs, but I couldn’t resist. Too good to not share.)

Also: Here’s Bush League’s Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments.

Sea food

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Red Sox are eating up the Tampa Bay Rays

Done

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Stick a fork in the 2008 New York Yankees; they’re done

Yawnkees

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

The Red Sox and Yankees rivalry has become boring

Looks like Lil’ Hanky Steinbrenner’s plans to “restore order to the universe” will have to wait till next season.

Manny being ManNY

Friday, August 1st, 2008

That’s just Manny being ManNYYou just wouldn’t listen, would you? That’s great; you just gave the annual-temper-tantrum-throwing Manny Ramirez exactly what he wanted: no obligation to the Red Sox in 2009 and 2010. Well, you showed him, didn’t you?

I get it; you were pissed at him … but you know what you should have done if you really wanted to get his goat? You should have exercised his option for the next two seasons! Once he knew he was locked in and had no choice, I guarantee you he would have ended up coming around, just like he does every season.

Yeah, I agree that you shouldn’t have to play games like that with him … but it is what it is … and instead of keeping a Hall of Famer—not to mention maintaining ownership of the most terrifying No. 3/No. 4 hitting combination in baseball today—you gave Manny and Darth Boras the very thing they were looking for: free agency! And why do you think they were so adamant that the Dodgers not be able to keep him beyond the end of this season? Well, take a look at the accompanying photo and I’m sure you’ll agree that there simply is no other possible outcome. (Are you looking forward to Damon/Jeter/A-Rod/Manny back-to-back-to-back-to-back? Because I know I sure am!)

Hey, I’ll admit: Theo certainly knows more than I do, and the last time he did this—Nomar, ’04—the team won its first World Series in 86 years, so maybe it’ll all turn out OK. (Of course, then they dumped Nomar’s replacement, Orlando Cabrera, for Edgar Renteria … so I can’t say I’m positive they know what they’re doing.)

Oh, Manny’s not done hitting bombs over the Green Monster; he’ll be doing it next season … in pinstripes. Nice move.

P.S.: Manny, you’re a big dummy. You could have sucked it up (if getting paid a nine-figure-sum to play a game for a living in a city that treats you like a god can be considered “sucking it up”), finished your 10 years here and left a legend. Instead, you’ll be remembered for the last thing you did in Boston … which was to act like a completely arrogant, selfish moron. Thanks for the disappointment.

P.P.S.: Yeah, everybody, I know: there was probably a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff that we don’t know about … but, taken at face value, this is how I feel.

Manny being maniacal

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

John Henry, Larry Lucchino & Theo Epstein with World Series trophy

To: John, Larry & Theo
CC: Red Sox players, coaching staff and everyone else in Boston who has yet again let themselves get whipped into a media-driven frenzy by Manny Ramirez.

Dear All Y’all,

I have two children, ages 3 and 5. They often misbehave, act out and say things they shouldn’t. I know that indulging their ridiculous comments, or taking those comments personally, really isn’t in anyone’s best interest. It’s better if I rise above it all and realize how much better my life is with them in it.

If any of you think that the Red Sox are better off without having Manny Ramirez in the lineup, I encourage you to put down the crack pipe, turn off your sports-talk radio station, black out Dan Shaugnessy’s Globe column and look at the stats.

Love,

SoxNation.net

 

Manny Ramirez

 

 

Dear Manny,

Shut the f**k up and play baseball.

Love,

Everyone Of Us Who Wishes We Got Paid
$168 Million To Play A Child’s Game

 

 

 

 

When Manny Attacks (the ball)

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Manny Ramirez gets back to smacking the ball

Sea food for thought

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Mr. Ray’s class learns about baseball.

No phun in Philly

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Bartolo Cologne put the Red Sox in a hole they couldn’t dig out of

Brotherly Love

Monday, June 16th, 2008

SoxNation.net visits Philadelphia to see the Boston Red Sox play the Phillies

Mr. & Mrs. SoxNation.net have been out of town with the kids, so Mr. SoxNation.net hasn’t been updating the site … but we will be representing at tonight’s Sox vs. Phillies game. Look for us in our Sox Nation shirts—and, hey: you can get your very own Sox Nation shirt! Look over there on the right! (Shameless … just shameless.)

Hmmm … maybe we should bring one to the game for the Phillie Phanatic

Go Sox!

Mr. Shields, don’t make me angry …

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Coco Crisp charged the mound during Thursday night’s game

Meanwhile … WTF’s up with Youk and Manny?

(Oh, and the Sox are back in 1st with a sweep of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays … and, hey, who’s that 6-and-a-half games behind us and playing .500 ball?)

Say It Ain’t So …

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

David Ortiz is on the DL, and NESN reporter Hazel Mae is leaving

500

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Manny Ramirez hit his 500th home run tonight

(Original image here.)

Congratulations, Manny!

(Discuss.)

A big no-no

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Boston Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester threw a no-hitter again the Kansas City Royals

(Original image HERE.)

Congratulations, Jon.

And, no, sadly, I wasn’t at this one; I was cruising at 36,000 feet en route to LAX, where I subsequently spent two hours searching for my missing luggage. Thirteen hours after pulling out of my driveway in the Boston area, I arrived at my hotel, only to discover that Jon Boy had pitched a gem. So, of course, I stayed up to make this here image. It is now 5 a.m. ET. Time for bed. Thanks, Jon. Great timing.

(P.S.: It might be time to mix in some more of those comic-strip type things; these Photoshop projects are a lot of work … which is why you haven’t seen any in a while. But does anyone want to see more of the comic-strip thingamajigs from me, or do they get a thumbs down? Please leave a comment below and let me know.)

Test Pattern

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

SoxNation.net test pattern

This site don’t pay the bills, and baby needs a new pair of shoes, so I’ve had to prioritize. Hang in there, though; I’ll have something for you soon.

Meanwhile, at least the Sox have been winning, the starting pitching has been (mostly) stellar … and Papi & Manny went back-to-back last night:

Dynamic Duo

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia are the Red Sox’s Dynamic Duo

This is your captain speaking

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Jason Varitek is Cap’n Clutch

Welcome Home

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

There’s no place like home for the Boston Red Sox

(Original image HERE.)

Birds of Prey

Monday, April 7th, 2008

The Toronto Blue Jays swept the Boston Red Sox

OK, enough already with this ridiculous roadtrip. The season starts tomorrow.

Prime Time

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Norm and Cliff of Cheers are looking forward to actually watching a 2008 Sox game

Land of the Rising Son

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Daisuke “Dice-K” Matsuzaka takes the mound in the Red Sox 2008 season opener

(Original image here.)

You Look Mahvelous Ridiculous

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Hank Steinbrenner and the New York Yankees sign Billy Crystal

(Original image HERE.)

Virtual Insanity

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Many virtual waiting rooms for Red Sox Right Field Roof Deck seats

96 “Virtual Waiting Room” windows + a boatload of cash =

Table for four, Right Field Roof Deck, Friday night, September 26, Sox vs. Yankees.

Oh yes. The Folks at SoxNation.net are happy … broke, but happy …

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away … (from reality)

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

The delusional Hank Steinbrenner thinks Red Sox Nation is a bunch of bulls–t.

Congratulations, Tito!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

The Red Sox are giving Terry ‘Tito’ Francona Mo’ Money!

(Based on this movie poster.)

Broadway Andy

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Andy Pettitte is Miss Remembered

(Original image here.)

Pants on Fire

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Did Roger Clemens lie to Congress about PED use?

(Original image here.)

Truck Day!

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

The Boston Red Sox’ gear is headed to Ft. Myers

(Original image here.)

Back to Baseball

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Red Sox left fielder Manny Ramirez in great shape for 2008 season

(Original image here.)

Inspector Juice-o

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Roger Clemens, a.k.a. The Pink Panther

(Original image here.)

Rocket Man

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Roger “The Rocket” Clemens tops list of MLB players named in Mitchell report

The Dark Side

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Scott Boras has lured Red Sox outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury to the Dark Side

A-Dog tucks tail, crawls back

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Alex Rodriguez tucked tail and returned to the Yankees.

Done Deal

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Iron Mike Lowell returns to the Red Sox in 2008

(Original image here.)

Consolation Prize

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Josh Beckett and Terry Francona didn’t win the Cy Young or Manager of the Year.

Dustin the Win

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Dustin Pedroia is the A.L. Rookie of the Year

(Original image here.)

Surf’s Up

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Big Papi meets the Silver Surfer

Yoooooouuuuuuuk

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Kevin Youkilis: American League Gold Glove-winning First Baseman

(Original image here.)

He’s Staying

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Curt Schilling has re-signed with the Boston Red Sox

(Original image here.)

Re-sign Lowell

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

World Series MVP Mike Lowell blasts Scott Boras, Alex ‘A-Rod’ Rodriguez

Lord of the Rings Dance

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Jonathan Papelbon did some major dancing during the Red Sox’ victory parade

(Original image here.)

World Champions

Monday, October 29th, 2007

The Boston Red Sox are the 2007 World Champions

(Original image here.)

The One

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Jon Lester to pitch Game 4 of the 2007 World Series

Mile High Club

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Jacoby Ellsbury was part of a Red Sox lineup that blasted the Rockies in Game 3 of the 2007 World Series

Peak Performance

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Curt Schilling, Hideki Okajima and Jonathan Papelbon smoked the Colorado Rockies

Cookie Monster

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Wally the Green Monster eats Colorado’s cookies

(And, FYI, the giant Wally is located at Jordan’s Furniture in Reading.)

He’ll Be Back (on the mound)

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Josh Beckett will take the mound for the Red Sox in Game 1 of the 2007 World Series

Back from the Dead

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

The Boston Red Sox came back from a 3-1 deficit to beat the Cleveland Indians in Game 7 of the ALCS

Roll the Dice

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Daisuke “Dice-K” Matsuzaka takes the mound for Boston in Game 7 of the 2007 ALCS

The New Drew

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

J.D. Drew went from “zero” to “hero” by hitting a grand slam in Game 6 of the 2007 ALCS to help the Red Sox beat the Cleveland Indians.

(Original image here.)

Take A Schill Pill

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

Curt Schilling tries to keep the Red Sox’s postseason run alive in Game 6 of the 2007 ALCS

Beckkkkkkkkkkkett Rockkkkkkkkkkks

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Josh Beckett struck out 11 Cleveland Indians over eight innings in Game 5 of the 2007 ALCS

Sudden Death?

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Josh Beckett is Boston’s last hope to prevent a season-ending loss for the Red Sox in the 2007 ALCS

Critical Condition

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

The Boston Red Sox are on the brink of elimination in the 2007 ALCS

No Dice

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Daisuke ‘Dice-K’ Matsuzaka, Boston’s $103 million man, dropped Game 3 of the 2007 ALCS

(Game 4 messageboard thread.)

A Criminal Loss

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Curt Schilling, Eric Gagne, Javier Lopez and Jon Lester coughed up Game 2 of the 2007 ALCS.

Knock Out

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Josh Beckett dominated in his matchup against C.C. Sabathia, Game 1 2007 ALCS

(Original image here.)

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Boston Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett vs. Cleveland Indians pitcher C.C. Sabathia in Game of of 2007 ALCS

(And, for those interested, you can click here to see the original fight poster.)

And you thought you weren’t going to miss
those ‘Frank TV’ commercials …

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Joe Buck, Tim McCarver vs. Joe Castiglione

And, hey, no matter who you listen to during the game, why not head over to the 2007 ALCS Game 1 thread in our messageboard area to talk about the game before, during and after? (Yes, I’m going to keep plugging it until youze guyz sign up and start posting.)

Tee Time

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

A-Rod and Jeter have plenty of time for golf now that the Yankees have been eliminated in the 2007 ALDS.

Closing Time

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

The postseason is over for the 2007 New York Yankees, who dropped Game 4 of the ALDS.

Beast from the East

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz and the Boston Red Sox swept the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim with a win in Game 3 of the 2007 ALDS.

The Writing’s On The Wall …

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

One more win and the Boston Red Sox are headed to the 2007 ALCS

Space Manny

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Manny Ramirez absolutely crushed a 9th-inning bomb in Game 2 of the 2007 ALDS.

Yankees Are Buggin’

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Yankees reliever Joba Chamberlain came unglued in the eighth inning when a swarm of bugs invaded Jacobs Field and played havoc with his concentration.

The Diceman Cometh

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Dice-K Matsuzaka is going to spank the Los Angels of Anaheim at Fenway Park, 2007 ALDS Game 2

(Original image here.)

Beck to the Future

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Perhaps in some ways, the Red Sox should hope Josh Beckett never grows up. Four years after throwing nothing but blanks as a 23-year-old in the Bronx to deliver a World Series for the Florida Marlins, the 27-year-old Beckett last night threw nothing but blanks in Boston to deliver a 4-0, complete-game win over the Los Angeles Angels in Game 1 of their best-of-five American League Division Series.

While You’re Waiting …

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo remind us that Red Sox Nation is anxiously awaiting the election results of its presidential race … oh, and Game 1 of the ALDS, too.

We kid because we love, RemDawg.
(Oh, and in case anyone cares: Here’s the Red Sox’s 25-man roster for the 2007 ALDS.)

Waiting Game

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Pitcher Josh Beckett will start for the Boston Red Sox in Game 1 of their 2007 ALDS series with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Ewe Did It!

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

It was a made-for-TV experience. The Red Sox, 5-2 winners over the Twins earlier in the evening, became champions of the American League East at 10:56 Friday night when the Baltimore Orioles beat the New York Yankees, 10-9, in 10 innings, a comeback win the Sox watched from inside their clubhouse while several thousand fans watched on the Fenway Park video scoreboard. When the parlay came in, the Sox had cashed their first division crown since 1995.

Bird Watching

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Alex Rodriguez did his part to keep the New York Yankees in contention for the AL East title. Rodriguez hit his 54th homer, drove in four runs and scored twice Friday night against the Baltimore Orioles. But a rare blown save by Mariano Rivera and a Boston victory officially ended New York’s run of nine straight division titles. Melvin Mora bunted in the winning run in the 10th inning, giving the Orioles an improbable 10-9 victory.

I’m not laughing

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Michael Cuddyer and Garrett Jones homered off 20-game winner Josh Beckett in his last start before the playoffs, leading the Minnesota Twins to a 5-4 victory over Boston on Thursday night and preventing the Red Sox from closing in on an AL East title.

Good Will Taunting

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

The Boston Red Sox hammered the Oakland A's this evening, bringing Boston's magic number for clinching the AL East to any combination of Red Sox wins or Yankees losses totaling two.

Sox Are No Stooges; Magic Number Is Three

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

With the Red Sox’ 7-3 win over Oakland, and that 7-6 Yankees loss, the magic number for Boston to clinch the American League East slipped down to 3, with five games to play.

    (And because my Photoshop skills are so badass that some of you can’t tell a Sox from a Stooge—at least, that’s how I’m making myself feel better about the fact that there’s been some confusion—here you go: It’s Papelbon, Schilling and Francona.)

  • Sox (and Rays) give Fenway fans lots to shout about

Fantastic Four … um … Three

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

With five games left, the Red Sox had already clinched a wild-card berth and their lead over the Yankees stretched to three games after New York’s 7-6 loss at Tanpa Bay in 11 innings later Tuesday.

Believe It … Or Not

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

The Boston Red Sox became the first Major League team to secure a playoff berth when they rallied for three runs in the top of the ninth inning to beat the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8-6 on Saturday.