To: John, Larry & Theo
CC: Red Sox players, coaching staff and everyone else in Boston who has yet again let themselves get whipped into a media-driven frenzy by Manny Ramirez.

Dear All Y’all,

I have two children, ages 3 and 5. They often misbehave, act out and say things they shouldn’t. I know that indulging their ridiculous comments, or taking those comments personally, really isn’t in anyone’s best interest. It’s better if I rise above it all and realize how much better my life is with them in it.

If any of you think that the Red Sox are better off without having Manny Ramirez in the lineup, I encourage you to put down the crack pipe, turn off your sports-talk radio station, black out Dan Shaugnessy’s Globe column and look at the stats.

Love,

SoxNation.net

Dear Manny,

Shut the f**k up and play baseball.

Love,

Everyone Of Us Who Wishes We Got Paid
$168 Million To Play A Child’s Game

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